Animal lover

I'M NOT STUPID

I'm Not Normal

I’m not actually funny. I’m just really mean, and people think I’m joking.

I'M NOT A COMPLETE IDIOT. SOME PIECES ARE MISING.

I'M MORE CONFUSED THAN A CHAMELEON IN A BAG OF SKITTLES

I'm Just One Step Away from Being Rich, All I Need Now Is Money

I'm in it for the parking

I'M GOING TO HELL ON A FULL SCHOLARSHIP

I'm Big In Japan

IF YOU FALL, I'LL BE THERE! -FLOOR

Mental Health Institute

If You Can't Say It To My Face Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut

If You Can Read This, Pull Me Back Into The Boat

IF I WAS A BIRD I KNOW WHO I'D POOP ON

If I Ever Say "Do You Want Me To Be Honest"? Say No

I'd Agree With You But Then We'd Both Be Wrong

I Would Like To Confirm That I Do Not Care