If You Can Read This, Pull Me Back Into The Boat

IF I WAS A BIRD I KNOW WHO I'D POOP ON

If I Ever Say "Do You Want Me To Be Honest"? Say No

I'd Agree With You But Then We'd Both Be Wrong

I Would Like To Confirm That I Do Not Care

I WANTED TO GO JOGGING

I Tried It At Home

I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer

I SURVIVED THAT'S ALL IT MATTERS

I MAY NOT BE PERFECT BUT, ATLEAST I AM NOT YOU

I LIKE TO SNATCH KISSES AND VICE VERSA

I JUST DON'T WANT TO LOOK BACK AND THINK "I COULD'VE EATEN THAT"

I Don't Like Morning People Or Mornings Or People

I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO PRETEND TO LIKE YOU TODAY

I Didn't Mean To Push All Your Buttons I Was Just Looking For Mute

I DIDN'T FALL I ATTACKED THE FLOOR

I DID NOTHING TODAY AND STILL GOT PAID BECAUSE IT'S FRIDAY

I am Unstopable...