Sex is like math add a bed...

Don t bother walking a mile in my shoes...

I wonder how many people think ...

Don't worry about getting older...

Some people just need a hug...

Mirrors don t lie and lucky for you they don t laugh either

Can you die from constipation?...

Alcohol

Maybe it s not life that sucks maybe it s just the people...

I love being me it pisses off all the right people

Nobody dies a virgin life fucks us all

Don't make excuses for nasty people...

Forgive and forget...

Before you diagnose yourself...

I think you’re one cool cat.

You’re simply meowvelous!

Esti frumoasa ca o stele... (declaratie de dragoste)

Love is like a fart.